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PlayStation Monger

June 19th, 2008

“I’m not a crazed gunman, Dad, I’m an Assassin.”

Ah, the life of an assassin. The achingly lonely hours with just you and your jars of pee fermenting in sun-baked close quarters. The whistle of the wind as you peer down from your watchtower and dole out judgement with the aim of God. And the constant arguments with your parents over your […]

By Nadia -- 1 comment

June 13th, 2008

Kojima’s $5,000 Signature

Have you ever dreamed of rubbing your body up against some aspect of master game designer Hideo Kojima? If you can settle for his signature, you might be in luck.
Tags: game retail, Hideo Kojima, Huh?, lol, Metal Gear Solid 4, signatureShare This

By Nadia -- 2 comments

June 8th, 2008

Naked Gun, GTA IV Style!

It’s the little things that make life worth living. Today’s little blessing comes courtesy of GamesRadar: Grand Theft Auto 4 gameplay footage modified in the style of the roaming Naked Gun movie intros.

Tags: grand theft auto 4, just for fun, Leslie Neilsen, lol, media, Naked GunShare This

By Nadia -- 0 comments

June 6th, 2008

John Mayer Says Guitar Hero Is “Not Authentic.”

There are two kinds of people in this world. On Side A, we have the logical members of Earth’s population who understand that games like Guitar Hero do not birth real rock stars (everyone knows they’re born in crossfire hurricanes). On Side B, we have musicians like John Mayer who feel the need to remind […]

By Nadia -- 5 comments

May 29th, 2008

Mania’s Top Ten Hot and Bothered Game Chicks

Mania.com (pssst, I write about manga and anime there, pass it on) posted a list of Gaming’s Ten Hot But Mostly Bothered Video Game Females.
I’m a girl with disappointingly straight tendencies, so I’m no judge of the physical beauty exhibited by these fatal females. I do appreciate that the list’s author, Soren Bowie, took the […]

By Nadia -- 2 comments

May 25th, 2008

Bioshock on PS3 and the Cautious Fanboy

Famous gaming webcomic Penny Arcadehas addressed the recent confirmation of Bioshock for the Playstation 3.
(I spelled that as “Biosock” at first. Mankind’s Deadliest Weapon is Festering at the Bottom of the Laundry Hamper.)
I’ve seen some pretty awesome console wars flare up over this topic, and therefore I can only smile at the guarded enthusiasm of […]

By Nadia -- 0 comments

May 22nd, 2008

“Lupin Gear Solid” on MSPaint

Mischievous young crime fighter Lakupo has once again pointed out a fandom movie worth watching. Thankfully, it’s less unsettling than other fandom videos I’ve posted on this blog.
In fact, it’s a combination of Metal Gear Solid and the intro for Lupin III. Fitting combination, really.

I have a bad habit of pronouncing Lupin III’s name […]

By Nadia -- 0 comments

May 20th, 2008

GTA IV: Will It Blend?

What’s the best console on which to enjoy Grand Theft Auto IV? The Playstation 3? The Xbox 360? The real answer is a Blendtec Blender.
The white-coated Tom Dickson has made Blendtec Blenders famous on YouTube by blending anything he can get his hands on (keep your babies close). This has included several games—and even consoles—over […]

By Nadia -- 3 comments

May 17th, 2008

Crashman Love Video (NSFW)

I have a friend named Lakupo. Well, I think he’s my friend. I’m not sure if anyone who truly values my well-being would make this video public.

Crashman is totally just an ordinary robot programmed by Dr Wily. Or is he?
This is actually funnier than I’m letting on. I know people who take their gay robot […]

By Nadia -- 0 comments

May 15th, 2008

Tag! I Am Apparently “It.”

My neighbour Aiza over GamerLite has tagged me for information about my gaming loif. So in the interests of making my personality more accessible for future employers and/or stalkers…
Name and Job/s (if you want to share it) — I am Nadia. (I am Error.) I’m a freelance writer, which explains why I ate economy-brand dog […]

By Nadia -- 6 comments

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