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June 13th, 2008

Kojima’s $5,000 Signature

Have you ever dreamed of rubbing your body up against some aspect of master game designer Hideo Kojima? If you can settle for his signature, you might be in luck.
Tags: game retail, Hideo Kojima, Huh?, lol, Metal Gear Solid 4, signature

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May 31st, 2008

Epic Street Fighter IV Trailer. Really.

The latest trailer for Street Fighter IV is made especially interesting by its music. I have nothing against Faith No More, really. I think I even have Epic on my iPod. Just…what an odd combination.

Tags: Epic, Faith No More, Huh?, media, Street Fighter IV

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May 23rd, 2008

Guitar Hero World Tour Trailer is Uncool

Oh yes, I just used that word. Uncool. My ancient lingo sends you careening back to the grey, damp school yard. Remember how you hid from the taunts of bullies under the bright plastic slide, your knees marked with gravel?
No…?
Zounds, my spell is broken. But I’m still using the word to describe Activision’s new trailer […]

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May 13th, 2008

Scary Sony Penis Ad

Oh dear, fandom. What have you done now.
Gizmondo has posted the Most Horrifying Playstation 3 Ad Ever” (not safe for work, not safe for work, not safe…). For the sake of the many male gamers who were scarred today, I’m not about to refute the claim.
If you’re frightened of the link, I’ll spoil the scare […]

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April 7th, 2008

Hairy Sonic Unleashed Teaser.

Dearest Sega, let’s talk a little about lycanthrophy and what makes spontaneous mutation so cool, because I think you could use the extra credit.
Werewolves are awesome. They’re big hulking canines with teeth like railroad spikes. Their claws invariably glisten dark crimson under the full moon. They’re often berserk and cannot be reasoned with. I […]

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March 24th, 2008

“No Sonic, No!”

News of new Sonic the Hedgehog games instinctively make me cringe and throw up my arms in self-defence. The recent news about Sonic Unleashed is no different. Why do I keep falling for this little piece of blue barf? I think the last Sonic game I enjoyed in any capacity was Sonic Adventure 2, and […]

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March 15th, 2008

Kid Shoots Friend, Let’s Blame Kratos

In deepest darkest Texas, a boy shot his friend in the head while they were playing video games. The media report is careful to point out that the boys were playing a video game called “God of War.”
Who wants to start taking bets that the people in charge of writing this story have no idea […]

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March 3rd, 2008

“See mom? She’s as dumb as me!”

America has a well-earned reputation for getting its panties into a knot over trivial matters while the world as a whole struggles to keep itself together with twine and old coat hangers. Recognised names like Jack Thompson and Joe Lieberman have worked long and hard to lie about video game violence so that Arizona grandmothers […]

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February 27th, 2008

Final Fantasy VII Remake!!

…By fans!
For the NES!
I’m sorry, that was very cruel of me. I know that Final Fantasy VII is the world’s favourite RPG (to poop on). I still retain a lot of affection for it; it was the title that changed video games forever, which is kind of funny to hear if you were into the […]

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February 23rd, 2008

Weekend “Colour-Me” Fun!

I don’t know anything about this pic’s original context. Some husbands coyly leave flowers for their wife, whereas mine just saves weird stuff to the desktop.

Tags: Huh?, lol

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