Ah, the life of an assassin. The achingly lonely hours with just you and your jars of pee fermenting in sun-baked close quarters. The whistle of the wind as you peer down from your watchtower and dole out judgement with the aim of God. And the constant arguments with your parents over your […]
It’s probably not a big surprise to learn that Valve isn’t hip with the Playstation 3. Anyone who played EA’s port of The Orange Box can deduce as much. But speculation is best fortified with, like, quotes and stuff, so here’s Kombo’s story on the matter.
In an interview with CVG, Doug Lombardi noteth:
“We’re not […]
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The–::gunshot::
That should appease the early Portal adopters who might be getting just a titch weary of the GlaDOS saturation going ’round the ‘net. I don’t mind it, personally. It’s not every day we have video games based around the availability of (possibly illusional) pastry.
…Super Mario 64 being […]
By now everyone including your dog knows that the Playstation 3 port of The Orange Box is not so hot. Sites like 1UP and IGN complained about glitches, poor framerates, all the stuff you don’t even want to hear about after starving for half a year to buy your game system.
Take heart, though: According to […]
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Written by Nadia Oxford [email] for b5media.
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