August 28th, 2008
Free music video streaming will be available from VidZone, which is nice if you’re like me and are fed up with the low-res “November Rain” videos on YouTube. Sony knows that the way to your heart is through the number 0. Maybe someone should’ve had a talk with it about the price of its early […]
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August 16th, 2008
Hey, Bill. Look at Capcom’s sleeve. Look closer. That’s it…lean in…
*Kathunk!* You just fell for the ol’ Bionic-Arm-Up-The-Nose trick! Ha ha ha!…Pretty good, eh Bill?
Bill? Bill…?
Uh oh. Can someone call an ambulance?
In all seriousness, producer Ben Judd promises that more is in store for Bionic Commando. It’s a curious promise because it’s peppered with […]
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August 15th, 2008
Capcom’s launching a marketing blitz for Mega Man 9. Aside from terrible T-shirts, aspiring Blue Bombers can expect to equip themselves with E-Tank energy drinks. If Red Bull gives you wings, E-Tanks give you Leaf Shield.
You can see why I never got into marketing.
Tags: 8-bit, e-tank, energy drink, Mega Man 9, merchandise, Playstation Network, psn, […]
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August 14th, 2008
Console mascots have long been a mark of identity and it might say something that Sony’s been searching for a spokesthing since the launch of the PSOne. Nintendo has Mario. Sega had Sonic, though it might want to stop pretending it ever did. Microsoft has finally settled on Master Chief.
Sony, on the other hand, […]
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July 24th, 2008
Holly from “Feministe” made a post about Titan Studios’ upcoming Fat Princess titled, Well, That Was Bound To Happen.
Exactly what was “bound to happen” depends on your outlook on the premise of Fat Princess. Holly is referring to Fat Princess being the catalyst for a flood of fat-hating games now that Titan has made […]
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July 23rd, 2008
Are you tired of relying on your “Born to Roam” wolf shirts to get you laid? Do you want something that the chicks will find equally irresistible? Well dust off the condom in your wallet because you’re about to earn the chance to buy Capcom’s Mega Man 9 T-shirt.
Really though, this is the shirt that […]
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July 16th, 2008
Keiji Inafune claims he had to train and re-train Mega Man 9’s development staff to capture the 8-bit style that ruled over our childhoods. You can’t use colours and animation that didn’t exist on the NES, right?
Tags: 8-bit, introduction, Keiji inafune, media, Mega Man 9, Playstation 3, Playstation Network, psn, retroShare This
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July 16th, 2008
I don’t care how delicious that strawberry shortcake looks! Can’t you see you’re falling into the enemy’s hands?!
The beauty thing about video games is that developers can go nuts with plot points and mechanics that no movie director, regardless of country of origin, would have the balls to attempt.
(Not counting pornography because some of that […]
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July 10th, 2008
We have to endure lies throughout our lifetime, like when our teachers tell us that we all have the potential to be astronauts (behind the counter at McDonalds).
Lies are bad, but sometimes happy lies occur. For example, when Mr Keiji Inafune said he had no plans to release Mega Man 9 on Playstation Network and […]
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July 9th, 2008
Also, I’m going to kill my Asus EEE.
I’m suffering from a DCOP communications error that I can’t make hide nor hair of. All I know is that it’s forbidding me to save content to the hard drive. Ergo, you’ll have to do without pretty pictures until I resolve this. Tell your eyeballs I’m very sorry.
Buck […]
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