“I’m not a crazed gunman, Dad, I’m an Assassin.”
Ah, the life of an assassin. The achingly lonely hours with just you and your jars of pee fermenting in sun-baked close quarters. The whistle of the wind as you peer down from your watchtower and dole out judgement with the aim of God. And the constant arguments with your parents over your career choice. So what if they wanted you to be a doctor? I mean, one job calls for you to help people and the other demands you kill them. They’re sort of on the same level in a philosophical sense: light means nothing without darkness, you know.
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1 opinion for “I’m not a crazed gunman, Dad, I’m an Assassin.”
Anna Peterson
Jun 25, 2008 at 12:53 am
Ah, the sniper, how I yearn for the epic sniper battles that took place at the few open spots on a map.
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