Rise of the Argonauts: Jason is Bloody Ripped
You know what sucks? Having to type shit up after being bit on the hand by a dog. That sucks. The wound’s swelled up nicely and thanks to an appropriately-located red mark, it looks like I have a boob growing on the back of my hand.
Maybe it’s Providence that’s led Playstation 3 news to be as thin as orphanage gruel today (now that I’ve said that, some major story is going to bust waaay open). Developers are gathering their strength for one big E3 Spirit-Bomb. That’s when we’ll find out that Sony and Nintendo are working on a system together, omg guys I have a cousin who cleans toilets at Microsoft, he totally knows these things.
Nevertheless, PS3fanboy has erected (huhuh) some screenshots for Rise of the Argonauts. You really have to see them to believe them. I want to run a drum stick up and down Jason’s sixpack, pull out the washtub bass I made as a music project in grade 3 and have me an old-fashioned hoedown.
Codemasters (no relation to the Reboot Order of Codemasters, I’m afraid) plans for the RPG to chronicle the adventures of the Greek hero Jason as he searches for the Golden Fleece. I wish I could make a joke about his search for the Toronto Argonauts’ talent, but I’m so helpless about following the CFL, I have no idea where to begin. Ah-ha ha ha.
(Picture courtesy of Codemasters)
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