Kid Shoots Friend, Let’s Blame Kratos
In deepest darkest Texas, a boy shot his friend in the head while they were playing video games. The media report is careful to point out that the boys were playing a video game called “God of War.”
Who wants to start taking bets that the people in charge of writing this story have no idea about the time period or context that make up the backbone of Kratos’s games? We’ll live like kings within the day.
Let’s not bother asking the hoary old question about why fifteen-year-olds are playing an M rated game. Parents have already proven they don’t have the mental capacity or interest to learn two separate rating systems for games and movies. That’s understandable; it’s daunting to learn the significance of a handful of letters unless Elmo is there to guide you every step of the way. Better to just ban the hobby than invest a moment in our kids’ morals.
So the “M” stands for “Meaty,” right? ’cause I bet God of War grills up real nice, like a hippogryph haunch.
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